Quotes
Wash: How much did we get?
Mal: Enough to keep us flying.
Zoë: Can we fly somewhere with a beach?
Wash: Maybe a naked beach?
(Wash and Zoë go into a passionate embrace)
Mal: Cut it out! The job's not done till we're back on Serenity.
Zoë: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.
River: He looks better in red.
Mal: Hey! How was your thing?
Inara: As advertised. Lots of needles and cold exam tables. I heard you had some excitement.
Mal: Ah, nothing much. Lots of running around, a little gunplay. Couple of needles.
Mal: You called the Feds
Jayne: What, no...I got pinched!
Mal: Which is what happens, when you call the Feds.
Simon: We'll need to procure a few items off-ship. I've made a list. Given my status as a fugitive someone else will have to... (Jayne, Kaylee & Wash eagerly raise their hands) ...we have some volunteers. Good.
Wash: Don't you just hate doctors?
Simon: Hey!
Wash: I mean, present company excluded.
Jayne: Let's not be excludin' people. That'd be rude...
Mal: You've got a job for us?
Simon: One that'll pay for itself ten times over.
Jayne: Awww, forget it. I ain't that desperate.
Wash: It's all very sweet - stealing from the rich, selling to the poor...
Wash: Could you please tell my wife the fun she's missing out on?
Inara: Ariel's a pretty nice place, actually. There are some beautiful museums not to mention some of the finest restaurants in the Core.
Wash: But, not boring, like she made it sound.
Mal: Big stop just to renew your licence to companion.
Wash: Can I use "companion" as a verb?
River: Is it time to go to sleep again?
Simon: No, mei-mei, it's time to wake up.
Simon: Thank you.
Jayne: Well...hey, you're part of the crew.
Mal: I think I might cry.
Mal: The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.
River: Hands...of blue. Two...by two. Hands of blue, two by two. Hands of blue, two by two!
Mal: Now all we need are some patients.
Simon: Corpses. For this to work River and I will have to be dead.
Jayne: I'm starting to like this plan.
Simon: If I didn't know better I'd say we were ready to save some lives.
Simon: What about cortical electrodes?
Jayne: We, uh, used them electro...magnetic... Hell, I don't know. If I wanted schooling, I'd have gone to school.
(Jayne spits)
Simon: Will you not do that while we...ever!